If you’re looking for me, I’m not here.

I’m sure you’ve never heard this before, but New York City isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be.

I mean sure, sometimes it’s an angry, sweaty, chaotic hell pit.

But sometimes it’s happy, sweaty, chaotic hell pit.

But here, I am. Sweating and angering away.

Maybe it’s just too hot.

Maybe I just got last month’s electric bill.

Maybe I’m wishing it just weren’t that hot.

Maybe I’m not in the city.
Maybe I’m here, instead.


Old Saybrook, CT


Maybe that’s a little too ‘creepy house in the woods’ for me.


Maybe I’m here, instead.


Myrtle Beach, SC


Sadly, no.


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Google Street View says I’m here.