Down with foreplay!
I’m not much for foreplay. I’m a fan of getting right down to it. What I’m trying to say is that November can’t come soon enough.
Nearly all politics is partisan. But the constant refrains of “Those people!” or “Liar!” or “Walls!” are slowly eating away at our collective unconscious.
A perfectly nice, normal person texted me a few weeks ago.
I’m parked behind this truck. I think I’m going to bash it with my car.
I know I’m not going to hit his truck. I just really, really want to.
The texts accompanied this photo:
See, everyone’s emotions are running high. I almost want to fast-forward to November just so the anticipation is over with and we can get right down to knowing what’s happening, how bad it is, how many guns to buy, or how fast to apply for those jobs in New Zealand.