Turtles are just tiny dinosaurs…
…and other things that floated to the surface during a migraine:
I might have a big belly, but if I were a cow*, I’d practically be anorexic. Otherwise, I’m not pregnant. I’m fat.
Gerbils and hamsters might seem like cute pets; but really, they’re just cute rats.
Now’s about a good time to invade Cincinnati.
I agree. Buttcracks are universally funny.
I’m like Jamaica Kincaid: I, too, feel it’s my duty to make everyone a little less happy.
Is it normal to dream of cheese?
Whatever it is you want to ask me: I would. But I don’t want to.
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*No, cows don’t actually have 4 stomachs. Just one stomach with 4 compartments. If I were a cow with multiple stomachs, here’s what it might look like:
[Featured image, “Giant Hunter Turtle” by Jeff Russell]