A Holiday Message for YOU!

To my dearest friends, real, virtual, and pretend:

Before I get all caught up in the holiday spirit (either a baked goods-induced coma and/or am still hiding from all the drunk Santas), I wanted to stop and send my holidayest of wishes to each of you, whatever you believe in.

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Merry Christmas to all filled with the Spirit!

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Maligayang Pasko sa mga kababayan ko!

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To my Chosen friends, may your last night of Hanukkah shine bright with peace & love.

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To those celebrating Kwanzaa, an early “Heri za Kwanzaa!” to you. May we all find Umoja in these difficult times.

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To my environmentalist friends, I’ve had the same fake tree for 5 years. I plan on never dying, so this was a good purchase.

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To my anti-environment friends, I left my twinkle lights on all night and I’m not recycling my wrapping paper this year.

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To my non-holiday celebrating friends:

Aren’t the holidays the worst?

I tried eggnog french toast and coquito for breakfast.

Now I have diarrhea.

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¡Kabbalah Monster bless us everyone!