A Holiday Message for YOU!
To my dearest friends, real, virtual, and pretend:
Before I get all caught up in the holiday spirit (either a baked goods-induced coma and/or am still hiding from all the drunk Santas), I wanted to stop and send my holidayest of wishes to each of you, whatever you believe in.
Merry Christmas to all filled with the Spirit!
Maligayang Pasko sa mga kababayan ko!
To my Chosen friends, may your last night of Hanukkah shine bright with peace & love.
To those celebrating Kwanzaa, an early “Heri za Kwanzaa!” to you. May we all find Umoja in these difficult times.
To my environmentalist friends, I’ve had the same fake tree for 5 years. I plan on never dying, so this was a good purchase.
To my anti-environment friends, I left my twinkle lights on all night and I’m not recycling my wrapping paper this year.
To my non-holiday celebrating friends:
Aren’t the holidays the worst?
Now I have diarrhea.