Thoughts from the throne…

…and other stuff that happened on the toilet.

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I would now like to reenact a scene from Raging Bull…
[Guess which one?]


Is it possible to spontaneously combust from trying to suppress meanness, cynicism and general indifference?

Grenade head

Norwegian street artist Dolk’s work in Berlin



I wonder what mucus is made of?
[photos not necessary]



I wonder if Facebook fuels insomnia? Or the other way around?

Courtesy of The Insomnia Club on Facebook

Courtesy of The Insomnia Club on Facebook



I think if god wanted me to be healthy, she never would have invented cheetos.

Courtesy of Flickr user Bunches and Bits {Karina}

Courtesy of Flickr user Bunches and Bits {Karina}



Coincidences aren’t real.

Pointless games

I’m pretty sure I’m just one jelly doughnut away from ruling the world.

Screen Cap of "A Morning as a Baker at Peter Pan Donut Shop in Brooklyn, NY" Click on photo to watch video.

Screen Cap of “A Morning as a Baker at Peter Pan Donut Shop in Brooklyn, NY” Click on photo to watch video.