Thoughts from the throne…
…and other stuff that happened on the toilet.
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I would now like to reenact a scene from Raging Bull…
[Guess which one?]
Is it possible to spontaneously combust from trying to suppress meanness, cynicism and general indifference?
I wonder what mucus is made of?
[photos not necessary]
I wonder if Facebook fuels insomnia? Or the other way around?
I think if god wanted me to be healthy, she never would have invented cheetos.
Coincidences aren’t real.
I’m pretty sure I’m just one jelly doughnut away from ruling the world.