Feb. 14 Recap: I love me MORE; You look a little drunk.

Happy Day After Friday the 13th to us all!

I’m hibernating today, so I’m not up to making new Valentine’s memories. But I enjoyed reminiscing to last year’s V-day post….

The Smell of My Own Poop

Screen Shot 2014-02-15 at 3.01.31 PMI’ve never been a big fan of February 14th, except to celebrate Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day*. So when I tell you that I spent the whole day (and well into the night of said day) blowing snot rags and sucking on alternating bottles of DayQuil™ and NyQuil™, you could hardly be surprised. If you tell me that that is what I get for doing poorly on making The Call and showing up to work on one of the worst snow days of the year (Thanks, Mayor DeBlasio!)…well, my mother agrees with you.

Suffice it to say, while I don’t recognize Feb. 14th personally, I don’t begrudge anyone else their appreciation of small naked babies assaulting innocents with sharp objects [pretty creepy holiday mascot, if you ask me]. Despite my orneriness, I believe love, appreciation, and chocolate should be everyday expressions of humanity. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a…

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