Cheese is your friend until it isn’t.

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You know when you should schedule cuddle time? Before you partake in this week’s ‘Best Neighborhood Cheese Calzone’ contest.

You know when you should schedule this week’s “Best Neighborhood Cheese Calzone’ contest? After you install air conditioning, not while you’ve got cheap-ass fans and shut windows due to rain.

You know when you should think about installing your window AC unit? Before your handyman-savvy father in law takes a tumble at work, thus rendering him unable to drive to your apartment to install it for you.

You know when your father in law should take a tumble at work? Before the Supreme Court takes away his health covera…wait. No uterus? No problem.

The Supreme Court. Sort of like cheese. Can cover almost everything, until you realize sometimes you’re just left with a pile of shit.